Well, it is a rare asset these days, so I guess the fundamental laws of supply and demand are truly at play. It appears that Natalie Dylan, 23 years old, is auctioning off her virginity to pay for school expenses. Ironically she’s majoring in woman studies and a Masters in marriage counseling (you can’t make that up).
Where did young Ms. Dylan get this great idea from? Well, apparently her sister worked a as a prostitute for 3 weeks to pay for her college expenses, so apparently the same morals run in the family (who the hell were the parents of these girls any way?). Not that necessarily blame girls who do stunts like this, there is a ton of money to be had and its “easy” money. When I lived in Vegas I had a brother who was roommates with a girl who worked at Spearmint Rhino (strip joint) an she told me that she knew girls who would fly in for the weekend and pull in 10-15 K for 2 nights of work. Considering most of these girls wouldn’t make that much in a year, I guess you have to use the assets that are available to you.
The only problem I see here (outside the clear moral problem) is that the transaction is almost certainly illegal. Whether its with a $5 buck ho in the alley, or on Ebay, paying someone for sex is still prostitution, which is still illegal basically everywhere.





January 18th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Why is this a crime?
Granted it is a crime to sell sex for money. But she is not selling sex. Rather she is selling her virginity i.e. selling someone the ‘honor’ to be the ‘first’ person with whom she has ‘legitimate sex’.
If this was the same as selling sex then she would be able to reproduce the act again and again – but she can’t, can she? Thereby it can not be the same as selling sex, as that act can be repeated. So there is a large distinction.
April 24th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
tom’s response above is a perfect example of why such crimes against victimless issues (such as marijuana and prostitution) are so outdated. Homosexuality really should be illegal if pot&prostitution is. There is no real difference. It’s your body, do with it what you will. Just hurt no one else.
obamaistheantichrist666
May 25th, 2010 at 10:38 am
metalbuoy your so stupid your mama is the antichrist
August 10th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
your (spelled so elliot can understand it) so stupid that you’re (again, spelled so elliot can understand it) mama smells like my penis.
August 15th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
So, now that the value is being established in open bidding, if someone takes this item from someone else without their consent, either by fraud or force, we now know how much the monetary damages should be. If the person suffering the loss cannot collect, then they could deduct the casualty loss on their income tax. The party would be marketable as a marriage partner for a person of wealth, since the 3.7M would shelter income on a joint return. Saddly, I gave it away for free!