Robin Hood, arrested in Denver on identity theft charges, probably wishes he never left Nottingham. Robin Joshua Hood, yes that is his real name, was arrested for attempting to use another Denver resident’s ID to avoid being arrested on felony drug charges. I know that you will all have some better ideas for headlines than I came up with, but I never thought that I’d be writing that Robin Hood was charged with identity theft.

So, you can read more about what got Robin Hood arrested in Colorado, and leave your snarky comments and headline suggestions below.

Robin Hood found a wallet in Denver and because he knew he had a warrant out for his arrest he began using that man’s ID. The ruse lasted for about a month until Hood was seen leaving a Denver record store without paying for some baseball caps.

Hood is being investigated on drug related charges. Leave it to drug addicts to think that the way out of a problem is to commit another crime. The real Robin Hood robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. He didn’t get high and steal to avoid the cops.

When Robin Hood was arrested he was found with what was described as four “injection devices” that he said were used to inject heroin. These confessions were all after he had been arrested and Mirandized. Just goes to prove that criminals are not the smartest people around. Now that you’ve read the story leave a comment below and come up with a better headline than “Robin Hood Arrested: Charged With Identity Theft” because I know you’re a lot more creative than that. Give it your best shot.